Tales From The BOP: HELLBOY (2019)

There are movies that suck in the summer, dear listener, make no mistake... and we are the ones who suck back. That statement did not come out right at all, but unlike this episode's subject, we stick to our guns all the way down. That's right, BOP's very own Senior Hellboy Aficionado Cody went to see Neil Marshall's studio-hijacked 2019 reboot/prequel/spin-off/Cinematic-Universe-Creation-Kit, and after several weeks of reflection felt up to the task of running us down each and every footnote-burdened sequence. Listen as Cody The Homunculus guides us through a twisting labyrinth of flashbacks, character introductions, location changes, needle-drops, and lobsters Johnson, all to please a fan-base that would've preferred it if they'd just stuck with the other guy. Is this Hellboy just a bunch of cosplaying actors reading Wikipedia articles aloud to the camera over their director's muffled sobs, or is there value to be found in this maligned production? The first one. Definitely the first one. It's a bad movie, don't watch it. But do grab yourself a brew and a king-sized Baby Ruth, and listen to us spin another bone-chilling Tale From The BOP!

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Tales From The BOP: THE SNOWMAN

Mister Police. You could have saved yourself from watching this movie. I gave you all the reviews. But still you did. Still you watched due to the promise of Michael Fassbender battling a Snowman themed serial killer. Now look at you, a shadow of your former self. But luckily, for the rest of you, one member of the BOP Crew has turned his soul crushing viewing experience into this spine-tingler of a TALES FROM THE BOP! All in hope you don't meet his same twig-armed fate! This time, Mike weaves for Cody and Jamie, a story of Charlotte Gainsbourg dry humping our lead actor, a Dubbed Val Kilmer growling in a tub, scenes that play our perilously without any sense of rhythm or connection to plot, and a director who has disowned his own film! Allow me to introduce you all to the botched adaptation of the worldwide best-selling novel... THE SNOWMAN!

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Tales From The BOP: THE MUMMY (2017)

Leave your bright and sunny universe behind and take a step into a Da-- oh, sorry, as I was typing that, that entire initiative was cancelled. ANYWAYS, you may no longer be able to wander the secretive halls of Prodigium again anytime soon, but you can wander the halls of Cody's Memory Palace! Come inside, kiddies, for a new installment of Taaaaales Froooom The BOOOOOOOP! In which films not on the "must see!" spectrum are retold to you by one of our illustrious Crew members, who took the plunge into movie muck so you don't have to! This time, Cody recounts, like an exposition spewing Doc Jekyll, that time a major studio buried themselves alive like so many Imhotep's by placing their Cinematic Universe hopes in the hands of a crazy, running in place Scientologist. Prepare for a world of God's, Monsters, perplexing plot turns, Tom Cruise being an asshole, and a Pyramid's worth of over-done flashbacks. It's the first and only Dark Universe entry -- THE MUMMY!

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Tales From The BOP: HELLRAISER REVELATIONS

From the shadowy void does rusty chains shoot, digging their way into supple flesh. As the box is caressed and opened, all is revealed in this TALES FROM THE BOP! For this installment, two members of the crew have returned from their gaze into hell and used the blood of the living to bring themselves back for one reason: To record this episode! Skinless or not, Mike and James sit down with the rest of the crew and recount, step-by-step, their horrifying encounter with the Doug Bradley-less, porno budgeted, direct to video rigmarole, HELLRAISER: REVELATIONS.

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Tales From The BOP: NEKROMANTIK

What lurks behind this seemingly normal german apartment window? Allow a still shell-shocked Mike to spin a tale of love, low budgets, and the depths of sexual depravity for you and the rest of the BOP Crew. Even though NEKROMANTIK pulls back the satin sheets from it's sexy, sexy grave and invites you into it's crisp blu-ray re-release -- do not! Don't make the same mistake I did! Run! Run! RUN! And instead, run right into this installment of the spine-tingling bastion of the ghastly... TALES FROM THE BOP!

Tales From The BOP: WOLFEN

Even a man who is pure in heart and says his prayers by night, may get stuck watching WOLFEN when the VHS player blooms and the autumn moon is bright. On this new BOP segment, Cody recounts his harrowing encounter with the kinda-sorta werewolf movie WOLFEN to the rest of the crew, preventing them from a grizzly fate of actually having to watch this train wreck of a movie for themselves. It’s a descent into hell, horror, time-warping runtimes, and a nude Edward James Olmos in the very first TALES FROM THE BOP!