HAPPY HALLOWEEN, SCOOBY-DOO! Commentary Track (A Big-Ass Pumpkin Day Extravaganza)

You walk out onto an unfamiliar street, your legs doing the thinking for you. The chill steals the last remnants of warmth from your breath, turning it to a cool mist before your eyes. It's dark, as dark as it gets, but even so there are shadows, long and threatening, cast by nothing at all. As it strikes you how improbable that is, you hear the children, unseen but approaching, the clatter of their hurried footsteps nearly drowning out their endless, maddening chant: "Come on, Scooby, where you been? Trouble's on the loose again." It is Big-Ass Pumpkin Day, and no God or demon can deliver you from the jaws of celebration. So why don'tcha pop on the BOP Crew's commentary for this season's surprise gem, Happy Halloween, Scooby-Doo? Join Mike, Cody, and the rest as they uncover the secrets of Einstein's Fridge, marvel at the lengths a kid's cartoon will go to to keep Elvira dirty, and curse the name of the most arch Scarecrow to never interact with Batman. Has the creator of The Grim Adventures Of Billy & Mandy done the unthinkable and directed the perfect Scooby-Doo movie? Is Daphne the secret MVP of Mystery, Inc? Are Velma and Bill Nye the power couple America needs? Does anyone remember that SCOOB came out this year? Well you better find out soon, because the children have arrived, and they are carrying you off to the burning woods on the outskirts of town. Wait, there aren't woods on the outskirts of your town, those are... NO... NOOOOOO! They are singing a new chant now. They are chanting their master's name. And in the darkness, It declares this a Big-Ass, Big-Ass Pumpkin Day indeed...

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THE GAME OVER AWARDS

Ladies and Gentleman, Box Office Pulp proudly presents to you, our esteemed audience, The Game Over Awards: The Best in Movie Death! In honor of the late Bill Paxton - acting legend, BOP Crew favorite, and all around damn great guy - we have christened these awards in his honor. Join us as we count down our absolute favorite deaths in cinema history (With the caveat that, yes, nothing else lives up to Hudson's blaze of glory in ALIENS. But what could?). Let's light the lights, take the stage, and duck the reaper's sickle to find out what celluloid death brings home The Golden Hudson!

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The LEGO Batman Movie

In a franchise that has seen returns, forevers, rises, dawnings and beginnings, there's only one spectrum of cinema that The Caped Crusader has yet to conquer: multi-million dollar animated children's movies rendered entirely in tiny bits of plastic. But does THE LEGO BATMAN MOVIE live up to the legacy it dares deconstruct? It's time to light the individual signals for movies, madness, and moxie, because The BOP Crew is on the case! But just how far is too far when it comes to satirizing Cody's beloved hero? When do the rose-tinted glasses of MB's youth fall away to reveal the sinister underpinnings of a so-called "superhero" who claims to have nine abs? What monstrous vehicle of The Dark Knight's terrifies Mike the most? All of these questions and more, including who does the sickest back-flips, are answered within!

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BATMAN v SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE PART 1

Tell Box Office Pulp... Do you listen to podcasts? YOU SHOULD. Specifically this one, in which the Crew... does not talk about Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. Well, they sorta do. But instead of the 800th conversation you've probably heard in regards to this movie, how about we talk about the vast comic book history that inspired it? A challenge to one member of the BOP Crew that was met in stride! The origins of Kryptonite? Bruce Wayne's drinking problem? The strange secret of Smush, The Multi-Manned Bat-Villain? What about the sheer unoriginality of KGBeast's imagination? All factoids and references are uncovered in this epic part 1 of 2! Man, comic books are weird...

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What Coulda Been...

Godzilla! Hans and Franz! Super suits in tin cans! Arnold Schwarzenegger and Weiner! These are all connected in a logical manner, and Box Office Pulp is here to do the dirty work of connecting the dots in this special episode all about notorious Hollywood films that ALMOST happened. Did we dodge a spray of bullets? Did we miss a series of miracles? Listen in and decide for yourself.

The Dark Knight Rises Part 4

The legend ends! And by that, I mean we finally reach the end of our Dark Knight Rises episode. Maybe Trident-Man hangs up his prosthetics and calls it a day. Maybe Nolan is a genius for making the jerkiest version of Batman to grace cinema yet. And maybe we'll be done talking about the Dark Knight for a while (No, no, and no, respectively).

The Dark Knight Rises Part 3

The gang plunges their hands back into the filth and pulls out another episode about THE DARK KNIGHT RISES. Will Trident-Man return? Will Joseph Gordon-Levitt use his orphan eyes for good? When will Commissioner Gordon discover what everybody else in Gotham already knows? All this and more fanboy scrutiny can be found right here!

The Dark Knight Rises Part 2

The Dark Knight continues to rise... Only for the Box Office Pulp Crew to tease him back into retirement. Join the crew as we imagine Bane installing cable and transforming Bruce Wayne into the scourge of Gotham River - Trident-Man! All of this, some fanboy nitpicking, and much more in another thrilling episode of Box Office Pulp. Don't forget to brush up on your Dickens!

The Dark Knight Rises Part 1

Box Office Pulp rises! MB, Mike, James, and Flexo pull on their Kevlar spelunking gear once again to wage battle with Christopher Nolan's epic conclusion to the Dark Knight trilogy. Not only should you brace yourselves for spoilers, but for the black hatred of scorned fanboys... even as they attempt to focus on the positives.



Also!
Bane Plays Slender

Bane Outtakes

You're welcome, world.

Thanksgiving! Part 2 of 2

It may be December, but the Box Office Pulp crew is still cranking out their Thanksgiving discussion. This time around, MB puts everyone else to shame with his eloquent praise for Highlander and Cody fawns for James Bond (more so than usual).